Soooooooooooo....

Yeah, sucky times right. Unfortunately it's completely necessary.

Y'see, for the past several days I haven't been able to play my game at all- I load it up and bare minutes into my gameplay the fricking thing crashes. I've had issues with this game in the past before (who hasn't?) and normally I can fix things by resetting the whole town, or moving my active family out and then back in again, or even saving the household and plonking them down into a completely new game file. But this time? Ho no.

I tried resetting the town and it crashed.
I tried moving the family and it crashed.
I tried starting a fresh game file and it crashed. 
 It got to a point when the freaking game crashed just on the loading screen.

I have tried every trick I know to fix my game and nothing works, and it's not like I can even ask online for help as I know the first thing people will say is 'have you tried removing all your mods and custom content?' 
Hell naw, my CC and me are inseparable.

Anywho, this is now the last resort- I have completely uninstalled and reinstalled the game and all of it's expansion packs. Momentarily I will be starting things up again and plonking the legacy save file back in and seeing how we get along.

Wish me luck!

Edit: UPDATE

Now what?